A police officer stops a Dumbo for speeding and asks him very nicely if he could see his license.
The Dumbo replies in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and the today you expect me to show it to you!’
There’s this Dumbo out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another Dumbo on the opposite bank ‘Yoo-hoo!’ He shouts,
‘How can I get to the other side?’
The second Dumbo looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’ ??’