13 Mighty Funny One Line Jokes
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
If mummies are from Egypt, then from where are daddies from?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
How can the cemetry raise it’s burial costs and blame it on the price of living?
If breaks are meant to be slow… then why do they call it “breakfast”?
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Why do they leave out the letter b on “Garage Sale” signs?
Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married… and then it was too late.