Questions asked in the Court by the lawyers.
Q: How old is your daughter, the one living with you?
A: 24 or 25, I can’t remember exactly.
Q: How long has she lived with you?
A: 35 years.
Q: This disease, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: Fourth October.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the 18 old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were girls?
A: None.
Q: Were there any boys?
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Jenny?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Elizabeth.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was tall and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? Where do you work?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 6:30 p.m.
Q: And Mrs.Lucy was dead at the time?
A: No, she was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
Awesome jokes… hahahahaha
intelligent responses
All are funnies. Thanks Sara
I didnt know that others ask stupid questions like in my place where someone will ask you are you sleeping?
Baba jokes do deal with stupid stuffs only
Excellent way
HAHAHA NICE ONE