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Husband & Wife – 2 Short Jokes

Joke 1

A man visited a marriage counsellor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after 5 years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”

 “Why complain?” said the counsellor. “You’re still getting the same service!”

Joke 2

My wife asked me to buy Organic vegetables from the market.
I went and looked around and couldn’t find any.

So I grabbed an old employee and said, “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”

“The produce guy looked at me and said, “No. You’ll have to do that yourself.”

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11 Responses to Husband & Wife – 2 Short Jokes

  1. dr.alawad alawad March 13, 2014 at 3:03 PM #

    from Sudan. husband and wife from different tribe, ( always annoying eachother, the tribe.husband want to teese his wife ,this Indian lday was following me with her eyes, wife said no problem they like cows.

  2. bilikisu Abdullahi August 7, 2013 at 12:14 PM #

    Dis is a good one too.keep it up

  3. Anonymous March 8, 2013 at 1:55 AM #

    I didn’t enjoy it
    not up to your usual standard

    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 3:41 PM #

      You don’t seem to enjoy much these days, Mr.Anonymous.
      Chill and Enjoy life. 🙂

  4. Mohammed Waseem February 6, 2013 at 12:20 PM #

    .This is one sided.Wife deserves credit for not barking for five long years

  5. Sonah November 3, 2012 at 2:37 PM #

    Many still do not understand what organig veg is all about.Me too!

    • Wasim February 13, 2013 at 4:09 PM #

      Vegetable which produced with the help of natural bio-fertilizers is called Organic Vegetable. Now adays, farmers are using poisonous / toxic spray medicines on all crops including vegetables which is offcourse harmful for humen life. Hope u understand.

  6. nizamhm1944 July 23, 2012 at 12:11 PM #

    Old joke. Cannot appreciate 2nd time

  7. HAIDER.ALI786 June 8, 2012 at 7:25 PM #

    HAHAHAHAA

  8. The law June 3, 2012 at 4:41 AM #

    Cruel!

  9. Mubarek AL-Amin June 2, 2012 at 10:30 PM #

    IJP~`~`ptr
    I S P

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