Funny Quotes and Thoughts

” Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper .”

“If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.”

“Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.”

“A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.”

“I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.”

“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

“Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.”

“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. “

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9 Responses to Funny Quotes and Thoughts

  1. Yousef November 29, 2012 at 2:33 PM #

    If Edison looks to what we enjoy, he will think we are from another planet.

  2. Sonah October 5, 2012 at 11:05 PM #

    Indeed the computer can never replace the book. The latter is like a flower with fragrance, whereas the computer, with all its merits, will remain mechanical-a paper flower.

    • Ali - Admin October 5, 2012 at 11:13 PM #

      Rightly said Sonah.

      • Sonah October 5, 2012 at 11:15 PM #

        Thanks for your kind appreciation.

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  4. Vaseem June 2, 2012 at 1:02 AM #

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