Computer Poetry – Very Funny

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You’d be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider’s home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I’ll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody’s been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they’ll wish they were dead.

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8 Responses to Computer Poetry – Very Funny

  1. Sonah February 6, 2013 at 12:40 PM #

    A growing number of people everywhere are using the computer language to describe common day to day situations, with the object of creating humour and making the listeners laugh.

  2. skybeen November 11, 2012 at 4:07 PM #

    i could not save…..its rights are reserved i think

  3. skybeen November 11, 2012 at 4:02 PM #

    i love it really…… now going to save at my folder…….

  4. skybeen November 11, 2012 at 3:58 PM #

    interesting……and creation of healthy and intelligent mind.thank you plz for such a nice article

  5. sk ashif September 9, 2012 at 6:54 PM #

    But not that funny!

  6. Mubarek AL-Amin May 31, 2012 at 5:30 PM #

    so what is your main point….. your just an other stabler with out any paper.

  7. sharif123 May 30, 2012 at 11:43 AM #

    not at your standard

  8. SAIDANI miloudi January 11, 2011 at 8:51 PM #

    A Camp you tear computer
    Fly so high to reach Jupiter
    SARA sara