Joke 1 – The Smart Waitress
It was written outside a restaurant : “Eat whatever you want, and let your grand-kids pay the bill”.
A young man entered the restaurant, ate whatever he wanted & when he received the bill from the waitress he pointed to the signboard, “Don’t you see, only my grand-kid needs to pay for this bill”.
The waitress said politely, “Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather’s bill”.
Joke 2 – The Cunning Marriage Broker
A marriage broker was trying to convince a poor unmarried man,
“There is a beautiful elderly lady who is widowed who is very wealthy and is looking for a young man to marry. She is gentle and also has an 18 year old daughter.”
The man said, “I would rather marry the daughter in that case”.
The marriage broker replied, “But if you marry the daughter, you will get an irritating and ugly old lady, for a mother-in-law”.