I would rather marry the daughter – 2 Funny Jokes

Joke 1 – The Smart Waitress

It was written outside a restaurant :  “Eat whatever you want, and let your grand-kids pay the bill”.

A young man entered the restaurant, ate whatever he wanted & when he received the bill from the waitress he pointed to the signboard, “Don’t you see, only my grand-kid needs to pay for this bill”.

The waitress said politely, “Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather’s bill”.


Joke 2  – The Cunning Marriage Broker

A marriage broker was trying to convince a  poor unmarried man, 

“There is a beautiful elderly lady who is widowed who is very wealthy and is looking for a young man to marry. She is gentle and also has an 18 year old daughter.”

The man said, “I would rather marry the daughter in that case”.

The marriage broker replied, “But if you marry the daughter, you will get an irritating and ugly old lady, for a mother-in-law”.

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8 Responses to I would rather marry the daughter – 2 Funny Jokes

  1. Jola Animashaun July 31, 2014 at 4:52 PM #


  2. Venugopal May 15, 2014 at 3:02 PM #

    Very funny, since old lady’s age not mentioned I would prefer that offer as I can enjoy rest of my life. Ohhhhhhhhh

  3. sharif123 December 18, 2012 at 4:16 PM #

    This is a catch-22 situation. If I get the offer, Sara I will consult you with a hefty sum of consultation fee.

  4. Mubarek AL-Amin May 15, 2012 at 5:38 PM #

    funny….(soda–jerºøº‚‚)…. waitress

  5. ARIF KHAN May 15, 2012 at 12:44 PM #

    Great & interested paintings. really appreciate

  6. rehan May 15, 2012 at 11:38 AM #

    hahhahahahha very funny

  7. nizamhm May 15, 2012 at 6:10 AM #

    Good Jokes. I really appreciated.

  8. Hammad azam May 13, 2012 at 10:08 PM #

    It’s really amusing two in one wow