Husband & Wife – Very Funny

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful… Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! Careful… Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!”

The wife stared at him and asked, “What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving with you in the car.”

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11 Responses to Husband & Wife – Very Funny

  1. Alhassan August 12, 2013 at 9:09 PM #

    That was a good reminder Sara. Keep firing.

    • Ali - Admin August 21, 2013 at 4:19 PM #


  2. Sabrina December 31, 2012 at 9:03 PM #

    & I can’t stop to do it.

  3. Sabrina December 31, 2012 at 9:01 PM #

    Very nice,I do the same thing with my hasband ,is it so irritating??!!

  4. NOU December 27, 2012 at 2:56 PM #

    Is not limited to the wife to her husband only, but it does happen from coward people whom get afraid from driving or from whom never trust the ability of anyone to drive well except themselves

  5. Arwa December 23, 2012 at 8:05 PM #

    Nice one Sara, and true one too, as many people not only a husband and a wife like to give directions even though the person in front of them don’t need it and more over they distract them and make easy tasks look so complicated

  6. sharif123 December 21, 2012 at 8:15 AM #

    Example is a powerful tol for teaching particularly if the other side is woman

  7. Azhar July 4, 2012 at 7:47 PM #

    In a very romantic way answered the husband.

    Thanks Sara for such mails

    • Ali - Admin January 5, 2013 at 12:58 AM #

      Welcome Azhar.

  8. Mubarek AL-Amin April 27, 2012 at 6:33 PM #

    sorry! they didn’t make through anger management graduations.

    • anon May 1, 2012 at 1:44 PM #

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