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15 Crazy But Nice Quotes – Don’t Miss

1) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2) To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

3) My road to success is always under construction.

4) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always flow towards the non-smoker.

5) It’s funny but In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

6) All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

7) Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

8) Everyone has a scheme of getting rich? Which never works until you cheat.

9) If at first you don’t succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

10) He who has the gold, makes the golden rules and those who don’t have gold follow them.

11) Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

12) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

13) If you have paper, you don’t have a pen! If you have a pen, you don’t have paper! if you have both, no one calls.

14) You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

15) The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

 

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37 Responses to 15 Crazy But Nice Quotes – Don’t Miss

  1. syed farooq June 30, 2015 at 12:20 PM #

    Really admiring Quotes

  2. Farouk Kamal May 17, 2015 at 12:08 PM #

    Wonderful Quotes Sara ! Thank you very much.

  3. Syed March 16, 2015 at 1:25 PM #

    True…

  4. Syed December 9, 2014 at 1:46 PM #

    Amazing One’s…..really enjoyed reading it!!!

  5. mohamaed November 23, 2014 at 1:07 PM #

    thank you very much sara i got you funny quotes

  6. Hassan November 10, 2014 at 12:13 PM #

    not crazy but good.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ November 11, 2014 at 8:53 AM #

      Thank you ! Glad to know you liked them. Do share them with your friends and family.

  7. Hassan November 10, 2014 at 12:11 PM #

    I love it,,, thanks

  8. Jola Animashaun July 2, 2014 at 1:53 PM #

    Truly funny but very nice quotes. 😀
    Many thanks Ali and the ffj team.
    Ramadan Kareem.

  9. Jamilah M Kabir! January 14, 2014 at 3:39 PM #

    Hhahhhaa lol, I cnt stop laffin, thought it is a joke but in reality it is true.

  10. rasheed July 26, 2013 at 12:25 PM #

    Really made me smile even when i am not in good mod. Thanks Sara

    • Ali - Admin July 27, 2013 at 12:29 PM #

      Welcome Rasheed.

  11. Aafia July 13, 2013 at 12:04 PM #

    I always save these mails to read at night, so I can unwind from a tiring or boring day. I love this website. Good idea of putting clean jokes n stories that keep us fresh and motivated. Just try to keep useless and unislamic videos away. Keep it up Sara!

  12. SHAMIS July 3, 2013 at 2:21 PM #

    I cant lough more….thanz SARA……<3

    • Ali - Admin July 6, 2013 at 10:50 AM #

      Laughing is good for health….

  13. Shihab June 18, 2013 at 12:37 PM #

    Really refreshing, Quotes. very true. Sara its no so easy to keep people waiting to see you mail the first thing in the morning. even if its repeat some times i would love to read them. Wonderful.

    • Ali - Admin June 19, 2013 at 11:53 AM #

      Thanks Shihab.
      Its the comments/compliments from our readers that keep us so motivated to continue.

  14. ADEGOKE WAHAB June 10, 2013 at 4:55 PM #

    Sara! Sara!! Sara!!! you are not funny but make good day for your readers by appreciating reality of life through your jokes, quotes and stories. Please, keep it up, more grease to your elbow

  15. Javed Khan May 1, 2013 at 11:39 AM #

    This is Great.

  16. Shehab March 5, 2013 at 6:27 AM #

    Wonderful Sara!!! You made my day. Plz keep it up. Thnx

    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 7:38 PM #

      Welcome Shehab!

  17. Fatima MK December 10, 2012 at 2:36 PM #

    i like the jokes. keep it up

    • Ali - Admin December 12, 2012 at 6:21 PM #

      Sure Fatima. Thanks for the compliments.

  18. Zafar Malik November 21, 2012 at 12:23 AM #

    Life is beautiful and Sara your beautiful quotes reflects the beauty of life worth living with laughter and joy. Keep the world smiling by giving your smile……Great!!

    • Ali - Admin November 23, 2012 at 12:13 AM #

      Thanks Zafar!

  19. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 7:19 PM #

    A few of the above qualify to be examples of Murphy’s Law. Especially the last few ones.

  20. rearly used April 30, 2012 at 7:59 PM #

    i dont no y my rod 2 succes s always under constructions!!!
    😛

  21. siman April 26, 2012 at 1:24 PM #

    ahaha true num11 thanks for sharing with us

  22. Mubarek AL-Amin April 25, 2012 at 9:02 PM #

    I resist cheating all the time that’s why am on my why of success without disparateness!!! actually $““`!“““[email protected]^&*

    • sharif123 November 19, 2012 at 6:06 PM #

      then you be my friend please

    • sharif123 November 19, 2012 at 6:08 PM #

      How many quotes are applicable to you dear moderator?

  23. musthafa March 25, 2012 at 2:04 PM #

    this all happening always with me!!!!!! very nice.

  24. skybeen March 17, 2012 at 3:23 PM #

    it made me smile

  25. skybeen March 17, 2012 at 3:23 PM #

    i liked it

  26. Geoimran_ali March 15, 2012 at 4:33 AM #

    Dear sara i really likes your all funny jokes, moral stories and nice quotes. Thanks for sending

  27. ?????????????? December 16, 2010 at 11:42 PM #

    hahaahaha
    very nice
    I post it in IUG student page on facebook

    • Law April 25, 2012 at 6:54 PM #

      You have violated the copyright law. Sara can sue you for that. This is not a joke!