Mr.A: Did you see the world boxing match finals
Mr. Dumbo: Yes, but it was very cold .The boxers were wearing gloves.
Mr.A : Dont you use toothpaste when brushing?
Mr. Dumbo: No, None of my tooth is loose.
Q. Which book you cannot find in a library? (Continue reading 3 more short Jokes)
Q. Why do fishermen earn more in a single day?
A. They get “net profits”
Wife on TV
Ali: Hey can you believe it; my dear wife was on Television today.
Khan: Amazing and great, how did she get on Television?
Ali: Well, you know she used the chair first then stood on T.V.