The Sinking Titanic
The Titanic ship was sinking.
Jumbo: How far is the earth from here?
Dumbo: Just half a kilo meter.
Jumbo jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”
Dumbo: Downwards !
The Suicide Attempt
Mr.Dumbo was trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks but takes along some food and water with him.
His friend stops him and asks “Why are you taking these eatables with you, since you have already decided to commit suicide?
Mr.Dumbo replies “Who knows, if the crazy train comes late, I might die of hunger!!”