The Partying Husband
After partying with friends, a man came to his home late in the night.
His wife was furious and shouted: “Would you like it, if you don’t see me for a few days?”
The Husband was amazed and replied ” That’s a fantastic idea”
Tuesday passed and he didn’t see her……
Wednesday and Thursday passed too…..
On Friday the swelling in his eye became better & now he could see her from the corner of one eye.
The Millionaire Husband
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”