A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.
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How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.
Dear Sara,
All is true and not funny and even no body is asking; it is great to find someone who cares to remind you with the good things that alla gave you and what you could give in return
It is constant repetition that make some people believe that the creator of this entire vast universe was crucified and killed by the Jews – who in any case are his creatures. It is absurd.
truly funny
I don’t believe any of these quotes, and i never lived them up.
I don’t believe any of those quotes are real.!
thanks for making me laugh or otherwise. i love your jokes and all…
Reading everyday quotes wants me to have a word with you personally Sara !!
Sure!! You are welcome!
SARA,
These are very interesting and educating, your contributions to the intellectual world are uncontifiable, keep it up we are fraud of you.
Thanks a lot for the compliments!! Its motivating 🙂
Sara,
Am glad that you could have the time to reply me despite your busy schedule, as the whole world are waiting for you to put a smile on their respective faces. Good luck !!!
I love your jokes and quotations so much.
Dear Sara, AoA,
Your Quotes ve always been your Hall mark. They are marvellous and rare. As a good English speaker one uses these in day to day life. I’m glad to have received them from you.
SERVICE TO MAN IS SEVICE TO GOD !
Thanks Zafar Malik!!