What is he Smuggling? – Great Suspense Joke

A guy comes up to the border of the Country on his motor bike. He has three large sacks on his bike. The official at the border crossing stop him and asks, “What’s in the sacks?”

“Sand,” answered the guy.

The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.”

The guard takes the sacks and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the guy overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases the guy, puts the sand into new bags, lifts them onto the man’s shoulders and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The border official asks, “What have you got?”

“Sand,” says the guy.

The official does his thorough examination and discovers that the sacks contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the guy, and the guy crosses the border on his motor bike.

This sequence of events repeats every day for three years. Then one day, the guy doesn’t show up. The border official meets up with him in a restaurant in the city.

“Hey, buddy,” the official says, “I know you’re smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about. I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?”

“Bikes,” the guy says…..!!!

17 Responses to What is he Smuggling? – Great Suspense Joke

  1. ADEGOKE WAHAB August 20, 2013 at 8:17 PM #

    This is “The more you look the less you see”chasing the shadow

  2. ghali kura March 17, 2013 at 6:21 PM #

    Truely interesting as usual,thanks Sara.

  3. wasim April 26, 2012 at 12:06 PM #

    using of brain is the duty of civilians only??? 🙂

  4. Ramadan March 5, 2012 at 9:36 AM #

    He was smart and deserved to be rich

  5. HAIDER ALI786 March 3, 2012 at 9:31 AM #


  6. Mushtaq909pp March 1, 2012 at 6:33 PM #

    this joke is nice and it is in our ardu school book and bla bla bla……
    it is nice and that;s it ,,,,,

  7. Anonymous March 1, 2012 at 5:21 PM #

    This joke is in our English school books.

  8. Mubarke Alamin85 March 1, 2012 at 5:03 PM #


  9. Asif Ali March 1, 2012 at 2:08 PM #

    I heard this joke as an American driving shitty stuff through Mexican border….

  10. Hussain Ramadhan Haji March 1, 2012 at 12:47 PM #

    Hi Sara, I’ve heard this joke long time ago but it was true story as it happened in Bahrain with a watchman who was working in Mina Sulman Port and he was steeling every day one new bicycle which they were stored in a big shaded yard  and the authorities only discovered that after the owner came to load them and he found that there are shortage of about 50 bicycles. He was leaving the gate every day with a new bicycle with out the securities notice that.

    thank you.

  11. Sadiqmashooq March 1, 2012 at 10:46 AM #

    Hahahahahahah very funny

  12. Ravi Akay March 1, 2012 at 10:24 AM #

    Very very nice one

  13. O_badrdeen March 1, 2012 at 9:30 AM #

    it’s a good trick .

  14. Yunus March 1, 2012 at 8:47 AM #

    Next time think deeply.

  15. Ebrahim March 1, 2012 at 6:12 AM #


  16. Ashfaq rana March 1, 2012 at 5:54 AM #

    end ha g