“Darling,” said the husband to his wife, “I have invited my friend home for lunch.”
“What? Have you gone crazy? The house is totally messy , I didn’t get any grocery, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking any meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then, why did you invite your friend?”
“Because the poor fellow is thinking about getting married.” -:)
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