Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
School : A place where Parents pay and children play
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Doctor: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.