If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.
The honest politician. Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.
Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Born free … taxed to death.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.