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10 Most Stupid Questions – Very Funny

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the theater: When you meet your friend.
Stupid Question:
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:
Don’t you know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the local train: A fat woman wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet..
Stupid Question:
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:
Is ! the “Chinese Manchurian” dish good??
Answer:
No, its terrible and made of adulterated powders. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:
Oh, Johnny you’ve become so big.
Answer:
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:
No. I was doing research on cats. You thought I was sleeping….you idiot!

8. When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair..
Stupid Question:
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:
No, its autumn and I’m shedding….
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a woman asks…
Stupid Question:
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

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25 Responses to 10 Most Stupid Questions – Very Funny

  1. Ahmed May 14, 2013 at 8:56 AM #

    Actually these are all formality questions, if these questions are not to ask, there is nothing to talk with long relative persons…………only blade question otherwise only smile……:):):):)

  2. Aloo2 October 29, 2012 at 6:46 PM #

    DO U KNOW WHO U TALKING 2 ????
    Angry Indian passenger to check in desk girl at the airport after she asked him 2 wait as he on standby ticket.
    Tick..tick on the public mice,,,,LADIES AND GENTELMEN
    MAY I HAVE UR ATTENTION PLS
    DOSE ANYONE KNOW THIS GENTELMAN ???

  3. Sonah October 12, 2012 at 6:57 PM #

    Stupid questions are mostly asked at the airport, at the time of seeing off friends or relatives. And the answers are no better.

  4. Sonah October 12, 2012 at 6:53 PM #

    Questions are what they are. Answers smack of snobishness.

  5. anon July 3, 2012 at 1:21 PM #

    Aala cha gae

  6. Dr. Md. Golam Mostafa April 20, 2012 at 8:44 PM #

    Very interesting stupid questions and very very intelligent answer.

  7. Ado April 17, 2012 at 5:19 AM #

    Sara,
    This is wonderful, I have heard all these before within my locality, infact I am personally in the habit of calling friends late or early, and if they sound sleepy I ask the same question and usually get similar reply. But it does make me lough until now. Thanks a lot Sara and bravo.

  8. fahad February 5, 2012 at 9:37 AM #

    Thank you Sara for your work. Keep it up.
    Made me smile (:

    • Sara February 5, 2012 at 10:01 AM #

      Thanks!!

  9. aliah February 4, 2012 at 8:59 AM #

    nah! not really good, the ones at 9gag are waaay better :))

    • Shahrazad April 7, 2013 at 5:47 PM #

      Your mean

  10. Sid February 3, 2012 at 11:47 PM #

    That is not funny!!*

  11. Sid February 3, 2012 at 11:46 PM #

    The answers are quite rude!!And tvat us not funny!

    • Anonymous April 7, 2013 at 5:50 PM #

      Your an odd person I guess, these words are nothing, I actually never met someone who never said a bad word or even worse in his or her life

  12. Mubarek Alamin85 February 3, 2012 at 1:46 PM #

    The ! last ! one ! is ! funny `@`!`

  13. Guest February 3, 2012 at 1:34 PM #

    hahahahahaha this is so funny!! but I don’t think No.6 is a question.. and it’s not stupid either 😛

  14. Anonymous February 3, 2012 at 1:07 PM #

     so…some people still sleep before midnight 🙂

    great jokes especially no.8

  15. Bassey February 3, 2012 at 11:48 AM #

    loollllllllllllllz…!!

  16. Drmsaquib February 3, 2012 at 9:29 AM #

    good mind boggling

  17. Abier February 3, 2012 at 8:29 AM #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! this is hilarious! def. gonna use some of these lol

  18. Abier February 3, 2012 at 8:29 AM #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! this is hilarious! def. gonna use some of these lol

  19. Nahla Khair August 5, 2011 at 2:54 AM #

    HHHHHHHHHH
    I have never lough like this in my life, thank you so much. 

  20. anam May 8, 2010 at 1:54 PM #

    aala!!

  21. Rana Muhammad Ishaq March 18, 2010 at 7:17 PM #

    Very good efforts to bring some joyfull events in to the life who donot know what is happiness. Keep it on please. I appreciate ur efforts to do something for some one in the full of tears life and world. Please keep happy others in reward May allah keep u happy in this world and other eternal world. Ameen

    • Anonymous April 7, 2013 at 5:53 PM #

      Very nice and mindful comment of you…ameen, and may Allah keep u happy for eternity