An IT Engineer applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my town to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.”
A Job Applicant’s letter:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘Typist and a Secretary – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.”
A Student’s leave letter to the Principal:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
An Accountants request for leave:
“As my father-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 3 days leave.”
A letter for sick leave:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”
Unbelievable people. Very nice and funny
Sara, since you have put smile on the face of every reader, I declare you a slapper
Great! I too read a funny leave request, one guy want to apply leave for six day but he has written I need sex days leave.
Declare holiday for Sara ??…No !…Never !!!
Again brought laughter. Thanks
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Excellent
great 😀
gr8
very funny sara thank you vary much
a female medical student during her second year of mbbs wrote to the principal for leave:
” as i am suffering from dysperunia i need one day leave” .
what she actually meant was dysmenorrhea which she actually had at that time
dysperunia=pain during sexual intercourse
dysmenorrhea=pain during menstruation
Mind blasting ha ha ha (not blowing)
Russel Peters?
So Nice & Funny ha ha ha
hahahahaha
nice one
Declare one day holiday !!!!!!!
declare leave for Sara’s Jokes ???…..no ! never !!!
Thanks Syed.
Declare holiday for Sara ??…No !…Never !!!
Ha hahaha
Funny applications were fantastic
Super
Wonderful. Sara keep on sending such funny jokes 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. Don’t ask for GRANTING LEAVE. LOL . Sarif
hehe lol….sure Sarif!!