I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand.
If I save time, when do I get it back?
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
Dear FFJ Readers add you own funny lines if you are funny enough 🙂
Funny
oh cute funny lines , simply written with no difficult meanings involved .
That’s really funny Shanez.
f.U.n.N.y {`~`}
nice
sara, u r soooo lovely, take care.. thanks for sharing…………
wish u all the best…
my 10 years old sister’s name is sara. so u r my sister toooooooooooo
wow. Its nice to know that.
Sara! Oh! This is my wife’s name… So, may I ……..
LOOOOL! I love the 4th one
Funny English jokes
Thanks Shakabansh.
Pls share it with your friends.
this one is from funny church bulletins:
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your
husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
LOL! My English teacher gave us these bulletins for an ENglish excercise…she died from laughing everytime she read the last one XD
How many times she has died? 😀
this could be a little out of the subject. this is a link to the funny math mistakes…..
http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Student_Math_Mistakes_258_2006.php
That’s really funny Shanez.
1. A friend in need is not my friend.
2. Make a copy of old records before destroying them.
hilarious. knob on tv to turn intelligence is a great thought .
nice to know you liked it.
I have two daughters both are girls
Mashallah, you need one more to make it to Jannah.
Even I have two girls.