Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
Committee – a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.
If you are not living life on the edge then you are taking up too much space.
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
fashion related quote is really funny,though . good content .
perfict quotes than;s
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all quotes are quite funny , thanks for sharing this .
My friend has a boyfriend named Reese, but we all call him
Peanut Butter cup….what type of one liners or jokes she tell him? She wanted
something to say during sex but we are looking for all types of jokes!
I’m having trouble thinking of some good yet tricky questions and their
answers, though! So… can anyone think of some good meiosis q’s?
Nothing too hard, tho, pls. Thanks in advance!
Im making a screen saver and i need some funny quotes like Harry Potter
is better than pie.You would usually see them on youtube if you type in
Harry potter icons.
NICE ONE SARA
LOOOOL! I like the children one…
infact i like them all!!!!
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“If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.”I was thinking of skydiving but I changed my mind.. Thanks Sara for saving my life 🙂
lol. Thanks!
“If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.”
i lie a lot then…
nice quotes 🙂
Good job
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Thanks!!!