Q: What is the difference between a man who is buying a lottery ticket and a man who is arguing with his wife?
A: Lottery ticket buyer has still some chances to win!!
Engineer: Please drag folder to the right of the screen..
Funny client: Sir, your right or mine?
Grandson: What is the secret of happy and satisfied married life?
Grandfather: My dear, It is still a secret!
A dumb man was removing two wheels from his car.
His friend asked him: what are you doing??
Dumb Man: Can’t you see the board, “Parking for two wheelers only”!!!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”