Short Funny Jokes – Enjoy

Q: What is the difference between a man who is buying a lottery ticket and a man who is arguing with his wife?

A: Lottery ticket buyer has still some chances to win!!


Engineer: Please drag folder to the right of the screen..

Funny client: Sir, your right or mine?


Grandson: What is the secret of happy and satisfied married life?

Grandfather: My dear, It is still a secret!


A dumb man was removing two wheels from his car.

His friend asked him: what are you doing??

Dumb Man: Can’t you see the board, “Parking for two wheelers only”!!!


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”

9 Responses to Short Funny Jokes – Enjoy

  1. sharif123 November 6, 2012 at 11:33 PM #

    Need more jokes

  2. PakiGiRL April 22, 2012 at 6:59 AM #

    hahaha the last1 ws awesome:P

  3. Shakabansh5 January 8, 2012 at 4:20 PM #

    nice jokes

  4. promotional gifts January 5, 2012 at 11:07 AM #

    At my friends place, he was explaining that if we smelled something bad
    it was his sandals, but he didnt know why they smelled so bad. I asked
    him if he checked the bottom.

  5. seo comapny January 5, 2012 at 11:00 AM #

    I need a funny jokes…does anyone know a totally awesome one?????

  6. Junedayz January 2, 2012 at 6:42 PM #

    hahahahhahha! i love the 2 wheeler and the hunter one….
    now back to work =P

  7. Anonymous January 2, 2012 at 11:55 AM #

    i liked the first one best

  8. Mohammed Yahia January 2, 2012 at 9:07 AM #

    very good jokes, thanks for sharing.

  9. Misk January 2, 2012 at 8:46 AM #

    Hahahaha the two wheels and the hunter jokes were funny.