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Funny & True One-Liners

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.haveanice day

What do you have in common with your husband ? ” We married on the same day.”

Flirt with your understanding,get engaged to compassion, marry simplicity, honeymoon with genuineness, & divorce the ego…thats life.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get . . . Only with what you are expected to give. . . . Which is everything.

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To handle yourself, use your head;

To handle others, use your heart.

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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

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Great minds discuss ideas;

Average minds discuss events;

Small minds discuss people.

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Anger is only one letter short of danger

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If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;

If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

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Keep the school clean … stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others are sleeping!

If you can’t change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

When I was young I prayed for a car, but that didn’t work … so I stole a car and begged for forgiveness!

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

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15 Responses to Funny & True One-Liners

  1. saeed November 8, 2013 at 3:48 PM #

    very nice one

  2. ???? November 8, 2013 at 3:47 PM #

    very nice one sara, i love it

  3. Nacira January 4, 2012 at 7:30 PM #

    so nice thanks Sara

    • Sara January 5, 2012 at 1:54 AM #

      Thanks Nacira. By the way where were you all these days?

  4. HAIDER ALI786 December 31, 2011 at 5:12 AM #

    NICE ONE SARA 😉

    • Sara December 31, 2011 at 5:47 AM #

      Thanks!!

  5. Humayundaud December 30, 2011 at 8:58 PM #

    very nice …

  6. Megan Forgee December 29, 2011 at 5:11 PM #

    Bonjour! 

    Zis quotes ver how do you American’z zay it…. “amazing” vaz it? ah well, in Francais it eez un Tres Bien!!!!

  7. Shakabansh5 December 29, 2011 at 1:16 PM #

    Hi,Sara: yes nice

  8. Mohebullah December 29, 2011 at 1:13 PM #

    Allah Bless you

  9. Mubarek Alamin85 December 29, 2011 at 11:31 AM #

    coolllll

  10. Guest December 29, 2011 at 11:01 AM #

    Like it Very very good….

  11. Guest December 29, 2011 at 11:01 AM #

    Like it Very very good….

  12. Ali Ponjait December 29, 2011 at 10:14 AM #

    Thumbs up.. nice sharing….