Teacher & Student
Teacher: You dumbo! At your age Benjamin Franklin ranked 1st in the class. What about you?
Students: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide. What about you?
Flight To Jeddah
A woman telephoned the Saudi Airline office in Riyadh and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Jeddah?”
The operator said, “Just a minute…”
“Thank you,” the woman said and hung up.