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There Is No Exit Door !!

First Time In Hotel

A middle-aged man checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room.

After a few minutes he calls the reception and says, “This room doesn’t has any exit door?”

The receptionist says, “Sir, that doesn’t makes sense. Have you looked for the door?”

The person says, ” There are three doors here. One is for the toilet and the second one goes into the closet”

“So what’s the third one for” the receptionist asks him.

“I haven’t tried the third one, because it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”  replies the man.

After Marriage Scene

During the initial days of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

After a few years, the woman speaks and the man listens.

During the third phase, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


14 Responses to There Is No Exit Door !!

  1. ALI AH March 30, 2014 at 3:24 PM #

    why always error message duplicate comments

  2. ALI AH March 30, 2014 at 3:22 PM #

    First one does not make sense. second joke good but old listened many times.

  3. Shaik Rasool Ahmed March 26, 2014 at 2:44 PM #

    Nice and totally funny

  4. Shabbir November 4, 2013 at 2:39 PM #

    Quite refreshing.

  5. mado August 13, 2013 at 1:24 PM #

    NICE

  6. Pramod M May 22, 2012 at 8:16 AM #

    Both were amazing.. good going..

  7. Mubarek Alamin85 December 8, 2011 at 3:20 PM #

    well there both quite logic. of boerdum 

  8. HAIDER ALI786 December 8, 2011 at 12:23 PM #

    FIRST ONE WAS AMAZING HAHAHAA

  9. Dr.maya December 7, 2011 at 7:50 PM #

    i like both of them so true so funny :))

  10. Adnan Sheikh December 7, 2011 at 6:24 PM #

    Hi,Sara : How come he entered his room ? stupid man

  11. Hafsah bhana December 7, 2011 at 3:05 PM #

    i did not understand the first one but the second one was very funny

  12. Changezkhan December 7, 2011 at 8:56 AM #

    True

  13. Humayundaud December 7, 2011 at 8:38 AM #

    lol, nice …

  14. Zeeshan December 7, 2011 at 8:16 AM #

    ohh nice

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