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Lawyer & The Witness – Joke

Lawyer & The Witness

At the height of a big corruption trial, the prosecuting lawyer attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted 10,000 Dinars to compromise this case?”

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t hear the question.

“Isn’t it true that you accepted 10,000 dinars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”

“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”

Judge & Witness

The Judge warned the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?”

“I do.”

“Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?”

“Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”


6 Responses to Lawyer & The Witness – Joke

  1. HAIDER ALI786 December 2, 2011 at 1:08 PM #

    HAHAHAHA

  2. Mubarek Alamin85 November 30, 2011 at 7:52 AM #

    “~“

  3. Anonymous November 29, 2011 at 1:36 PM #

    missed a zero ““Isn’t it true that you accepted 10,00 dinars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.”

    but they are good jokes

    • done is done November 29, 2011 at 4:05 PM #

      Funny, how on earth you try to correct this type error? It doesnt matter even if it was 10.00 Dinar ;p

      • Anonymous November 29, 2011 at 7:50 PM #

        please, it got corrected

        and i was trying to help

        • Ssssssss December 6, 2011 at 5:07 PM #

          that’s great! 🙂

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