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Stockbroker & The Designer

Investment & Stockbroker Joke

An aspiring stockbroker goes to a famous clothes designer to get a coat tailored for himself. 

After a few days the stockbroker went to his designer and put on the coat and to check the fitting. He felt it was great and as he tried to put his hand inside the coat pockets he was totally surprised.

The coat didn’t had any pockets.

He mentioned this to the designer who asked him, “ Didn’t you tell me you are a stockbroker?” The young man answered, “Yes, I did.”

To this the famous designer said, “I never heard of a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets!!”

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18 Responses to Stockbroker & The Designer

  1. Jola Animashaun March 31, 2014 at 4:26 PM #

    Hilarious!

  2. Sonah December 1, 2012 at 2:24 PM #

    That’s a good one. Polite way of stating what the stockbroker does to earn a living.

  3. Wasim August 17, 2012 at 11:42 AM #

    Pocket is not only used to take money, it is also used to keep money which stockbrokers have to take from other’s pockets 🙂 Hope that stockbroker educated his tailor accordingly.

  4. Huss4444 November 19, 2011 at 4:54 PM #

    I like ur stories. Plz go on.
     

  5. Aboki November 16, 2011 at 8:24 PM #

    A must read fun on brokers… really greedy guys you’ll say

    Nice one…

  6. Junedayz November 16, 2011 at 1:43 AM #

    haha =D ..it took me a while to get it since i’m not quite familiar with stockbokers =P

    • Fatima Seraj Alam October 21, 2012 at 4:42 PM #

      Same here 🙂

  7. Anonymous November 15, 2011 at 9:05 PM #

    “The coat didn’t had any pockets. ”

    should be

    “The coat didn’t have any pockets. “

  8. Shakabansh5 November 15, 2011 at 7:19 PM #

    Hi , Sara : the one like him no need pocket ,he need bag to carry on his back.

  9. Syed Mazhar Hussain November 15, 2011 at 6:34 PM #

    Nice…

  10. nagla November 15, 2011 at 5:48 PM #

    HAHAA NICE

  11. Ahmedbilalsarwar November 15, 2011 at 3:56 PM #

    Ha ha ha 

  12. Mubarek Alamin85 November 15, 2011 at 2:19 PM #

    ???? ???? ???? ????? ??? ???!

  13. Humayundaud November 15, 2011 at 11:44 AM #

    lol, nice 🙂 …

  14. Eloseryi November 15, 2011 at 11:25 AM #

    a good and funny story that shows how others play with our money and not theirs.

  15. Eloseryi November 15, 2011 at 11:25 AM #

    a good and funny story that shows how others play with our money and not theirs.

  16. Tasleem November 15, 2011 at 9:39 AM #

    Nice one.  Of-course they play with others pockets

  17. Abier November 15, 2011 at 7:20 AM #

    nice =D