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The Emergency – Husband & Wife Joke

 A married couple always enjoyed their weekends on long drives to the countryside. And it was the husband who always drove the car.

One particular weekend the husband was in a nifty mood. So he said to his wife “ok dear, imagine that I am having a heart attack & I cannot drive the car back to home. So you drive the car today, as it will prepare you for any emergency in future.”

Initially the the wife was taken aback, but then grudgingly drove the car back to home.

Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television. She sat down next to him, grabbed the remote control, switched the channel, and said to him, “OK honey, this is a drill. Pretend I’m having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook dinner, and wash the dishes.”

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55 Responses to The Emergency – Husband & Wife Joke

  1. Arabella October 15, 2012 at 4:17 AM #

    Loved it!

  2. Shira Kango August 18, 2012 at 2:49 AM #

    VERY GOOD!!! Perfect!!!!

  3. Adonis Argus November 3, 2011 at 5:24 AM #

    yeah … everything … only we have to move n they stay but still want their freedom …

  4. Itzach Stern October 28, 2011 at 7:37 AM #

    After reading this I guess I must consider this on my collection of cool wits and stories and definitely an epic collection of jokes you must see.

  5. Fatima October 17, 2011 at 7:51 AM #

    well nice sara

  6. Kareemzeshan October 17, 2011 at 7:48 AM #

    dont think mens are very smart womens can be more smarter then mens  but differens is that they dont show it at all times .

  7. Junedayz October 7, 2011 at 1:28 AM #

    haha….husband’s thought “oh snap! what did i start?”

  8. Abdullah9july October 3, 2011 at 8:40 AM #

    LoL i say LoL

  9. Shakabansh5 September 30, 2011 at 1:02 PM #

    Hi,Sara : He &she try to test the reaction ,finally both are right

  10. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 29, 2011 at 1:49 AM #

    Typical women, want us to do everything for them haaa jkjk lmaoo :p

    • Abier September 30, 2011 at 6:30 AM #

      typical men….. they think they’re doing everything for us, but in real life they’re not doing 1/10 of what we do 😀

      • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 2:33 AM #

        haaaa wow u made me laugh my …. out tonight!!! LOL
        what do u guys do for us..we do everything except pregnancy nd even that, they are trying to do in some places of the world!!! :/ first man to give birth smh

        • Abier October 1, 2011 at 8:19 AM #

          get away yusef you’re not doing anything! lol “except pregancy” really you should see the look in my face right now it can’t be described HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA
          If it was like you’re saying… I would be happy 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 5:19 PM #

            haahaaaaaaaa loooool u should see the smile on my face after reading this :DD

          • Abier October 1, 2011 at 7:07 PM #

            lol i can imagine how it looks like 😛

            btw. sorry for late replies on SOME of your comments…. It’s because I just had a shopping emergency 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 7:47 PM #

            haaa lmaooo naa its ok take ur time, just hate when i have to go back n forth on opening these cmnts unlike Facebook lol
            nd shopping emergency?? jk lool

          • Abier October 1, 2011 at 7:51 PM #

            lol still talking about facebook? 😛
            yes shopping emergency xD

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 2, 2011 at 5:06 PM #

            haaa yes facebook! its always in my mind lol
            nd lmaoo 😀

          • Abier October 2, 2011 at 5:08 PM #

            hahaha yeah i already found out that it’s always on your mind 😛
            LOL 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 7, 2011 at 3:28 AM #

            haahaa i was on fb b4 the test nd posted as the teacher said turn off all phones competely nd dnt put them on silent..haa lmaoo

          • Abier October 7, 2011 at 6:50 AM #

            hahahahahahaaaa yousef you’re the biggest facebook nerd i’ve ever known LOL! 😀

            and just one thing…. you have a stupid teacher! because when you turn off all phones completely, you don’t have to put them on silent!! 😉

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 8, 2011 at 6:51 PM #

            haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmaoooo well i am nd ur the biggest Disqus nerd jmjm lol
            nd loool no she meant that we should turn em off cuz most students put them on silent nd somehow it goes back to loud ring nd disrupts the class smh 🙂

          • Abier October 8, 2011 at 7:12 PM #

            yeah… maybe 😀 the first thing i think of in the mornin is checking my e-mail hahahaha 😛
            yeah okey…. but still! if they turn them off, they don’t have to put them on silent too! 😉

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 10, 2011 at 3:34 AM #

            this thing sucks!
            i wasnt notified of ur last cmnt?!
            nd they sent me this while they deleted our cmnts smh

            [yeah… maybe 😀 the first thing i think of in the mornin is checking my e-mail hahahaha :Pyeah okey…. but still! if they turn them off, they don’t have to put them on silent too! ;)]

            ^^anyways LOL u check ur email just for me then right!! jk haaa
            nd stupid teachers these days :p

          • Abier October 10, 2011 at 8:20 AM #

            it REALLY sucks! and the problem is that i don’t understand WHY they’re doing it… :/

            hmmmmm…… maybe 😛 but i don’t know 😀
            yeah really stupid teachers these days hahahahahahahha xD

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 13, 2011 at 4:37 PM #

            haaa what do you mean maybe? lol jk :p

          • Abier October 13, 2011 at 4:39 PM #

            lol by maybe, i mean maybe 😀
            you understand what i mean yusef, don’t try to act like you’re stupid! 😛

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 15, 2011 at 8:05 PM #

            Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
            lol by maybe, i mean maybe :Dyou understand what i mean yusef, don’t try to act like you’re stupid! 😛

            haaa LOL ok i understand u but i forgot what we were talking about…stupid spam thing that keeps deleting our cmnts lol 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 15, 2011 at 8:05 PM #

            Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
            lol by maybe, i mean maybe :Dyou understand what i mean yusef, don’t try to act like you’re stupid! 😛

            haaa LOL ok i understand u but i forgot what we were talking about…stupid spam thing that keeps deleting our cmnts lol 😀

  11. mustafa September 27, 2011 at 7:13 PM #

    and he should eat alone (she is ill remember) 🙂

  12. Sajid Ali September 27, 2011 at 3:19 PM #

    great joke…….he hehe.
    Thnaks Sara…….you always make my day.!

    • Sara September 27, 2011 at 3:22 PM #

      Thanks Sajid

    • Mutawa September 27, 2011 at 3:26 PM #

      Sajid stop talking to girls!!!

  13. Aboki September 27, 2011 at 2:34 PM #

    I’m pretty sure the husband’s trying to train her for any eventuality but she took it serious and is now plotting a revenge. good one however.

    Women… they don’t fall for jokes, they’ll always come back with a more wicked plan.!

    Now lets see what Abier & Sara think of that…lol

    • Sara September 27, 2011 at 3:04 PM #

      @twitter-75004804:disqus  I love Jokes!!!!Also liked your analysis!!!
      Editor- Sara

    • Abier September 27, 2011 at 7:44 PM #

      hahahahahahaha 😛 I love jokes, just like Sara…. But I also really like wicked plans xD lol

    • Shakil September 28, 2011 at 5:01 AM #

      I say does not apply at all. The context is TOTALLY different. U think the wife is hvng a heart attack and my worry is to set table and prep dinner. No kidding. Id b rushing either to the phone or to the H……

  14. Mubarek Alamin85 September 27, 2011 at 1:24 PM #

    So pretending to be or to be. I don’t get the joke. 

  15. Haider Ali786 September 27, 2011 at 12:08 PM #

    HAHAHAHA AFTER READING TWO TIMES I UNDERSTAND  HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLLZZ

    • Sara September 27, 2011 at 3:09 PM #

      @20eb5c3b8658e972ceb587ffac6b145b:[email protected]:disqus Is the presentation of this joke confusing?
      Help me improve it. 
      Sara – Editor

  16. dr.Ahmed September 27, 2011 at 11:22 AM #

    I don’t like it

  17. Kiranmaliha18 September 27, 2011 at 10:53 AM #

    lolz tit for tat

  18. Abier September 27, 2011 at 6:18 AM #

    hahahahaha all women should act like her! I knew that women are smart and that it’s not only me 😀

    • Maliksalman707 September 27, 2011 at 7:12 AM #

      abier how r  u m fine . abier its looks funyy for some moments but i think we should not think bad like the couple is thinking 

      • Abier September 27, 2011 at 7:14 AM #

        I’m fine thank you 🙂
        I know, I would never be like that, but i just like to make fun of things hehe 😀

        • Maliksalman707 September 27, 2011 at 7:28 AM #

          yap for fun its right .but always thing positive .no body wants to see his or her love one in trouble specially in heart attack .

          • Abier September 27, 2011 at 7:32 AM #

            I don’t think that this is what they meant with the story… What they meant is, that women are smart 😀 It didn’t HAVE to be about heart attack, it could be anything else 😉

          • Maliksalman707 September 27, 2011 at 7:35 AM #

            you r  right

          • Abier September 27, 2011 at 7:36 AM #

            hehe :b

          • tarique azam September 27, 2011 at 9:24 AM #

            assala o alykum WrWb… yeps you r right….!!!!

          • Abier September 27, 2011 at 9:26 AM #

            hehe thanks 🙂
            I know I’m always right 😀 jk

          • Ahmad Rabo Sanda September 27, 2011 at 1:20 PM #

            you are very wrong, they are just misguiding you,think of something else

          • Abier September 27, 2011 at 2:01 PM #

            Who is it that are misguiding me?
            And what else should i think of?

          • Gusen September 28, 2011 at 6:22 AM #

            Nobody, never said that woman is smarter than man))))

          • Abier September 30, 2011 at 6:30 AM #

            I did 😀