Newly Hired Staff – Hilarious

A big construction company recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now”, said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. “You will get all the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”.

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m satisfied with you. However, one of our Technical  Assistant has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?”

The cannibals all shook their heads indicating “no”.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the Technical Assistant?”

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, “You fool!! For four weeks we’ve been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but no, you had to go and eat someone who actually works!!!!”

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16 Responses to Newly Hired Staff – Hilarious

  1. WAZ March 3, 2015 at 10:55 AM #

    The Best one 🙂

  2. sharif123 January 4, 2013 at 11:27 PM #

    New year’s hillarious gift from Sara. Best wishes for Funny funny jokes .com

    • Ali - Admin January 5, 2013 at 12:25 AM #

      Thanks Sharif.

  3. Adonis Argus November 3, 2011 at 5:36 AM #

    to make others do work is i think more difficult … a job of supervisors n managers ..

  4. Junedayz October 7, 2011 at 1:41 AM #

    cannibal..they stories are funny…
    i had a test with a story about them…
    lets just say it ended with the man eating a Canadian tourist!

  5. Dolly September 21, 2011 at 7:04 AM #

    it  is a  fact haha 

  6. Dolly September 21, 2011 at 7:04 AM #

    it  is a  fact haha 

    • fahad September 25, 2011 at 11:42 AM #

      It is not a fact !!
      Managers do alot and important works.
      I’m still not a manager yet. (:

  7. Zahed September 21, 2011 at 5:09 AM #

    good joke

  8. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 21, 2011 at 2:51 AM #

    haaa looool
    i would laugh even more if this was turned into a short video lmao ;p

  9. mustafa September 20, 2011 at 1:15 PM #

    well I think they are right most managers do little work

    but why did he hire human flesh eaters at the beginning

    great joke

  10. Halla Yasien September 20, 2011 at 11:42 AM #

    it’s nice

  11. Tasleem September 20, 2011 at 9:41 AM #

    It’s nice.  Poor Cannibal, his job is on line!!  Don’t touch the people who works.


    • Ali September 20, 2011 at 10:26 AM #


  12. Abier Al.Madfah September 20, 2011 at 9:14 AM #

    it’s nice, my boss really doesn’t work i hate bosses (unless i’m the boss or the boss actually works) =D

  13. Rizwan September 20, 2011 at 8:22 AM #

    It’s old but still funny