# 19 Universal Laws

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
10. Law of bio mechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.  They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance.  The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

### 20 Responses to 19 Universal Laws

1. Mohamed Elkik February 7, 2013 at 6:11 PM #

Long waiting in the bus station rule: Light a cigarette and the bus will come right away.

2. sharif123 February 6, 2013 at 7:13 PM #

Laws are tested and verified. Very much used in daily life

3. Sonah September 30, 2012 at 12:46 PM #

human nature will always remain complex and mysterious, and so will be the laws.

4. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 7, 2011 at 4:04 PM #

lmaoooo very nice nd defo agree with them, thats who life is sometmies lol
😛 thankss

5. DrAnil Jain September 7, 2011 at 4:25 AM #

It is strange – but true; for truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

6. Shakabansh5 September 6, 2011 at 5:42 PM #

Hi Sara : i agree with all these laws realy perfect.Thanks for these information.

7. Shakabansh5 September 6, 2011 at 5:42 PM #

Hi Sara : i agree with all these laws realy perfect.Thanks for these information.

8. Mubarek Alamin85 September 6, 2011 at 2:56 PM #

I Like more the outlaw lawsss.

9. mustafa September 6, 2011 at 12:05 PM #

amazingly they are all true !!!

10. Haider Ali786 September 6, 2011 at 11:43 AM #

Hahaha I think its all true I like it thanks for sharing..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11. Misk September 6, 2011 at 11:27 AM #

Hahahahaha most are infact true LOL.
Really funny.

12. Dr Z Saleh September 6, 2011 at 9:06 AM #

It is cliver brain function to covert upsetting events to fun

• sharif123 February 6, 2013 at 7:14 PM #

yes doctor

13. Humayundaud September 6, 2011 at 7:38 AM #

hahaha, all of them are almost true, nice observations :p 🙂 …

14. Magdy September 6, 2011 at 7:15 AM #

Occasionally most of them are true

15. Magdy September 6, 2011 at 7:15 AM #

Occasionally most of them are true

16. Rami El Afandy September 6, 2011 at 7:00 AM #

unfortunately true 🙁

17. Anonymous September 6, 2011 at 6:53 AM #

These are so true! just laughed so much, that the people around me looked at me as if I just landed from the moon 😀

18. Hisham Mohammed September 6, 2011 at 6:29 AM #