A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing that apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system of polishing and selling, each time reinvesting my profits into buying more apples.”
“Wow!” said the young man, “and that’s how you accumulated your fortune?”
“Nah”, said the old man, “my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”
you have a poor father its not your fault … but having poor father in law is your fault …
from the start this millioner would’nt let his daughter marry this poor ( lucky ) one heh
hahaaa lmaoooo
i like when old ppl just like to say random things that dnt even answer the question!!
LOL thankss 😀
Hi,Sara : I think lucky old man
haha didn’t see that coming
Hey that was a nice joke, but I think you started to repeat yourself.
hehehehehe
i like it, but i think the richness need small theft hehehehe
hahahahhaha! i actually thoight hed say he opened a business for polishing apples(like the shoes) and until now he has it….that was funny though
thx for making my day!
hahahahahaha that one was funny, I actually thought he would say that he kept polishing and selling until he became a rich man 😛
he really worked a lot 🙂
lol, this is a very nice one!!
haha, lol …
haha, lol …
HAHAHAAHA WELL THIS IS ALSO AMAZING THANKS FOR SHARING…..
a really nice one
it’s good to laugh in a while
Lucky! 😀
I am looking for a wife like this.
Its not that easy to find one like that! 😛
Does Hosni Mubarak have a daughter?
It was good
It was good