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How can you go to Heaven?

A primary school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor people, would I get into Heaven?”

 “No!” the children all answered.

 “If I cleaned the house every day, mopped the floor, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”

 Again the answer was “No!”

 “Well”, she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”

 A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”

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22 Responses to How can you go to Heaven?

  1. GOPAKUMAR May 8, 2014 at 3:59 PM #

    HELL AND HEAVEN IS HERE
    IT IS FOR US TO DECIDE ABOUT OUR LIFE
    TO BE HEL OR TO HEAVE

  2. khalid farooqui October 25, 2013 at 4:38 PM #

    EVERYBODY LIKES TO GO TO HEAVEN…..BUT………..?
    NOBODY WANTS TI DIE .

  3. Syed A K January 21, 2013 at 2:34 PM #

    clever Answer…!!

  4. Mudassir January 10, 2013 at 3:14 PM #

    what a joke

  5. Säjið Säðique August 14, 2011 at 1:12 PM #

    can’t imagine the teachers condition!! :/

  6. Hauwa August 14, 2011 at 9:09 AM #

    the child  is not only right, but wants to be free of that teacher and homework, scolding and spanking! 

  7. Attaf August 14, 2011 at 3:31 AM #

    so wise so stright

  8. Goldypearl August 13, 2011 at 9:37 PM #

    very nice and funny

  9. Junedayz August 13, 2011 at 6:39 PM #

    hahah!!! thats funny
    kids are so straightforward  when they say the truth

  10. Dolly August 13, 2011 at 5:35 PM #

    children are wiser

  11. mustafa August 13, 2011 at 5:27 PM #

    well thats a good idea

  12. Foaad2015 August 13, 2011 at 4:28 PM #

    @Humayundaud  I want to die .. 

  13. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 13, 2011 at 4:06 PM #

    ha loool 🙂
    True that!! lol

  14. Anonymous August 13, 2011 at 3:36 PM #

    Smart kid hahahahaha 😛

  15. Kaed August 13, 2011 at 2:26 PM #

    Funny… I imagined the kid when he told the teacher that…LOL

  16. Kaed August 13, 2011 at 2:26 PM #

    Funny… I imagined the kid when he told the teacher that…LOL

  17. Humayundaud August 13, 2011 at 9:43 AM #

    haha,
    nice moral from the story: “Everyone wants to be in heaven but no one wants to die!” …

    • Ch.Atiq January 16, 2013 at 12:59 PM #

      You got the right moral… true damn true

  18. HAIDER ALI786 August 13, 2011 at 8:24 AM #

    GO0D ANSWER KID…

  19. Haider Ali August 13, 2011 at 8:23 AM #

    GR8

  20. Sahilabdulsaboor August 13, 2011 at 8:22 AM #

    I Like children answer.

  21. Mohammed August 13, 2011 at 6:43 AM #

    The children’s are so pure, straight for word and simple.  

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