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The Woman who picked the Phone

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son – to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.

After the son had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

(Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hard slap, while the man was trying to ask why?

She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked his son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, son said:

“The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the Moment. Please Try Again Later”.

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31 Responses to The Woman who picked the Phone

  1. Farouk Kamal June 10, 2015 at 12:58 PM #

    It seems the son is stupid, because he did not
    complete the story of the lady who replied to
    his phone call, and his mother should have asked
    her husband about the lady before slapping him.
    Ignorant and stupid people.

  2. 1hotjamie4u March 25, 2014 at 4:42 PM #

    hahaha, good joke!

  3. hannan September 29, 2013 at 7:44 PM #

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so funny

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  6. ADEGOKE WAHAB July 2, 2013 at 3:36 PM #

    what a display of illiteracy/foolishness!

  7. prakash h s June 24, 2013 at 1:38 PM #

    Enjoyed &worth to share

  8. shameem kalpana December 17, 2012 at 8:25 PM #

    Nice joke..

  9. nawy December 13, 2012 at 7:50 AM #

    some people on top (comenting) r born dumb a*s and will remain forewer…..

  10. sharif123 December 12, 2012 at 9:49 PM #

    So woman never wants to share her love with anyone.

  11. Anonymous August 8, 2011 at 11:29 PM #

    less than i expected

  12. Maans August 5, 2011 at 10:40 AM #

    dont try to research so much, After all this is joke, read and laugh thats it even if it is illogical

  13. Arefin August 4, 2011 at 5:48 AM #

    Very common

  14. Mohamoud August 3, 2011 at 8:35 PM #

    hehehehehe…. see WOMEN & JEALOUSY…… 🙂

  15. Amara August 3, 2011 at 4:46 PM #

    Hahahahah…..,the boy was really out spoken…….!!

  16. Mohammed Badrt Mostafa Effat August 3, 2011 at 12:39 PM #

    hahahahah. great story. one really should hear the other till he finishes his talk, not to take part of it to build his conclusion on this small part.

  17. Mohammed Badrt Mostafa Effat August 3, 2011 at 12:39 PM #

    hahahahah. great story. one really should hear the other till he finishes his talk, not to take part of it to build his conclusion on this small part.

  18. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 3, 2011 at 1:43 AM #

    hahaaa lmaooo after the boy told everyone what the lady said(which was the operator lol) the husband should have slaped her back twice as much jkjk lol
    thankss 🙂

    • Pervaiz August 3, 2011 at 4:58 PM #

      Dear
      All of u guys forgot one thing. How did the husband know what the lady said to boy. It seems that the massage recieved by the boy was not a computer massage but it was created by the lady who was with the husband, as the moment husband saw his son’s number on his cell phone, he asked the lady to reply, “the number you are trying to call is not reachable, please try again later”

      • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 4, 2011 at 12:17 AM #

        haa lol

        The man asked his son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, son said:
        “The number u are trying to call is not reachable at the Moment. Please Try Again Later”.

        its says that the father asked his son to tell every1 what the lady(operator) said, so there was no women with the father at all.
        Thanks for replying and any1 correct me if im wrong but im sure im not lol!!

      • rizwan August 4, 2011 at 10:02 AM #

        Dude if the father will see the Son number why would he let other lady to pick the call even if she’s there he himself will receive it your argument is illogical and there was no lady ………and yeah about your question the father did not know what anyone said what he was trying to justify that if you talked to some lady on my phone tell everyone what she said (so everyone should know as father knew there was no lady with him so he was sure boy was mistaken )

  19. Junedayz August 3, 2011 at 12:09 AM #

    loool. it could have been the wrong number..or lost the phone…but what kind of women would slap her husband the minute he gets home? i would ask him first before getting into an argument…and violence is not the answer…:P 😛 😛

  20. Shakabansh5 August 2, 2011 at 9:58 PM #

    Hi, Sara : She is suppose wait till asking him and descuss about what was going on before slap him.

  21. mustafa August 2, 2011 at 3:02 PM #

    a woman slap her husband ???

  22. Abdulwaya August 2, 2011 at 1:59 PM #

    For where wallahi l must slap her x2. Dat is the only way peace will reign in that house.

  23. Anonymous August 2, 2011 at 11:45 AM #

    Hahahaha I liked it 😛 though I would never do anything before I knew what was said… Maybe he had lost his phone or something…

  24. Jojochandan August 2, 2011 at 10:31 AM #

    it was a WRONG NUMBER.

  25. Hummer_123 August 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM #

    OMG I thing most women Like this

  26. El-Osery August 2, 2011 at 9:07 AM #

    Don’t take forgranted all what is said.

  27. Humayundaud August 2, 2011 at 8:30 AM #

    lol 🙂 …

  28. Haider Ali786 August 2, 2011 at 6:29 AM #

    HAHAAHAHA NICE ONE

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