Funny & Interesting Quotes

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are bad for you: the more you have the nearer you are to death.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

You may not be the only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors …but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

Dear Reader.If you have any good quote please share it in the Comments below. Thanks in advance.


23 Responses to Funny & Interesting Quotes

  1. Tahsina July 13, 2014 at 3:41 AM #

    full form of fail:
    F – first
    A – attempt
    I – in
    L – learning

  2. Surinder Mehta April 19, 2014 at 11:49 AM #

    Fortune sides with who dares to experiment

    The living need charity more than the dead.

    He gives twice who gives promptly

    Never negotiate out of fear but never fear to negotiate.

    No one can know what he can do till he tries.

    Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm

  3. muhammadakbarmy April 10, 2014 at 10:31 PM #

    Good and nice one

  4. muhammadakbarmy April 10, 2014 at 10:30 PM #


  5. nazmat1 April 9, 2014 at 12:57 PM #

    Be smart

  6. Ahsan K. Bajwa March 25, 2013 at 7:05 AM #

    I just wanted to give you a suggestion about a quote above, “You may not be the only person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person”.
    The actual quote which makes far more sense and is thoughtful is,
    “To the world you might be just one person, but to one person you might just be the world”.
    You’ll notice that it’s the wording that makes either very strong or “just another sentence, and not a quote”. English and French are my mother tongues, which makes reading or writing stories lot of fun. I don’t have to think in one language and translate to English! Many Thanks!

  7. Salah Dorani July 10, 2011 at 10:50 AM #

    Never blame a day in your life. Good day gives “happiness”Bad day gives ” experience”SometimesHurt is needed to make you grow,failure needed to make you know,loss is needed to make you gain,because some lessons are best when learnt through pain.Four gifts of God for you:A key for every problem,A light for every shadow,A plan for every tomorrow,&A joy for every sorrow.THERE’S NO MARKET FOR YOUR SORROWS IN THIS WORLD, SO NEVER ADVERTIZE THEM.

    • Syed A K November 22, 2012 at 4:03 PM #

      Well said

    • Ahsan K. Bajwa March 25, 2013 at 7:08 AM #

      I thought all your quotes are very thoughtful, but the last one was excellent!

  8. Hitmialhitmi July 10, 2011 at 2:03 AM #

    Do not at the people with the eye of a fly, so you dont fall into everything discusting. Rather see the world with the eye of the bee.

  9. Ro0ona July 9, 2011 at 7:04 PM #

    Nice Sara keep it up 🙂
    I liked Abier quotes too ^^

  10. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 9, 2011 at 4:56 PM #

    very nice quotes
    i really liked em!
    thanks and keep it up 🙂

  11. Andy Booshan July 9, 2011 at 2:46 PM #

    “We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in a certain way. We can not change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude.”

  12. Mubarek Alamin July 9, 2011 at 12:05 PM #

    Friends don’t let other friends stay broke.!

  13. junedayz July 9, 2011 at 3:55 AM #

    Smile-even if it doesnt last for long, the memorry will

    A smile is the healthiest dsiease, so pass it on =D

    When the word gives you a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that you have a million reasons to smile

  14. Goldypearl July 8, 2011 at 5:32 PM #

    Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers, plant your own garden.
    Never say I failed, say I didn’t succeed yet.

  15. Goldypearl July 8, 2011 at 5:29 PM #

    The secret of success is that one must never, never give up.

    things are done by a series of small things brought together.

    It does not matter how slowly you go so
    long as you do not stop.

  16. Abier July 8, 2011 at 3:25 PM #

    Very nice one Sara, thanks 🙂 I also have some quotes for you:
    1. My friend – Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.2. A friend is someone who knows all about you. Yet, loves you just the same
    3. Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
    4. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings
    5. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer
    6. Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them, and sometimes it’s just enough to know they’re there
    7. A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able of thinking of anything to say and still be comfortable in the silence.
    8. Friendship isn’t a big thing, it’s a million little things
    9. True friends are never apart. Maybe in distance but not in heart
    10. If you want something you never had, then do something you never did.

  17. aazu4joy July 8, 2011 at 9:48 AM #

    Be master of the mind rather than mastered by mind…!!!!

  18. Abdulla Kutty M P July 8, 2011 at 9:14 AM #

    beauty is power; a smile is its sword

  19. Riyaad July 8, 2011 at 8:48 AM #

    expecting the world to treat you kind because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are vegetarian.

  20. a b July 8, 2011 at 6:52 AM #

    Who will not mercy unto others show, How can he mercy ever hope to have?–Edmund Spenser, The Faerie Queene
    Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. ~Author Unknown



    The real measure of a man’s wealthis what he has invested in eternity.

    Thank God for what you have,Trust God for what you need.

    “Some people want it to happen, some wishit would happen, others make it happen.”


    Abdallah .. Newcastle

  21. Haider Ali786 July 8, 2011 at 6:36 AM #

    good one