Teacher: Sameer, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Teacher: You don’t know maths.
Sameer: You don’t know my father!
Mother: Sameer, come here.
Sameer: Yes, mom?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Sameer: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Teacher: Sameer, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Sameer: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Sameer: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Teacher: “Where were you born?”
Sameer: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Sameer: “All of me, Sir.”
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up.
“Ok, answer, Sameer” said the teacher.
“‘Unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is a sick eagle.”
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Sameer: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.
Sameer: There is no future in it.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Sameer: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Sameer: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?