Sameer & Salma are Husband & Wife. See below their funny conversations!
Salma : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Sameer : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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Sameer: May I hold your hand?
Salma: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
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Salma : Abeer says I’m pretty.Farha says I’m ugly.What do u think, Sameer?
Sameer : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
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Salma: Say you love me!
Sameer: You love me.
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Salma: Darling, I want to cook like this forever.
Sameer: Don’t you ever want to improve??
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Sameer: I love you and I could die for you!
Salma: How soon??
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Sameer: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Salma: Yes, but would you stay there?
The eternal repartee between man and woman contains unlimited massala for jokes and hilarity.
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Cool jokes, last joke is a dream for every husband.
Good One Sara!!!! Very True, Women are like that, they hear and attack you VERY strongly with their mouths!!!!! Esmail Mamdani
Good One Sara!!!! Very True, Women are like that, they hear and attack you VERY strongly with their mouths!!!!! Esmail Mamdani
good and nice jokes,thanks a lot
pretty ugly means very ugly.
what a marriage?????????
for me I like the last one, thanks sara
i like the one say u love me …………. you love me hehehe
NICE JOB SARA I KEEP ON TELLING YOUR JOKES TO EVERYONE THANK YOU FOR YOUr HARD WORK! 🙂
I prefer the one of “it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth”.This really how most ladies are alike (they can’t keep secret).
I think Salma is a thick woman
PLEASE stay there 😉
I always say”love is over gold”
how on earth is this relevant??
it means love is more precious than gold and only few lucky ones can get true love
awesome
I liked the last one 🙂