Teacher : “Khan, you talk a lot!”
Khan: “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Khan: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Khan: “She’s a woman”
Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Khan : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Khan : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Khan : “A teacher”.
Teacher : ” Muammar Gaddafi not only chopped down his father’s Date tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
Khan: ” Because Gaddafi still had the axe in is hand.”
Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have ?”
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Khan : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
Ali: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.
Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Khan : “Brotherly love”.
Teacher : “Now, Khan, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Khan : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.
Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.
Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Khan : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”