‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they all yours?
‘Yeah they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children rush to find seats.
‘Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.’
‘This one’s my oldest – he is Terry.’
‘OK, and who’s next?’
‘Well, this one he is Terry, also.’
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri. ‘All right,’ says the caseworker. ‘I’m seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Terri?’
Their Mother replied, ‘Well, yes-it makes it easier.
When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, ‘Terry!’
And when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Terry!’ and they all come running.’
And if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell ‘Terry’ and all of them stop.
It’s the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Terry.’
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively,
‘But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?’
‘I call them by their surnames!
They definitely have fathers different
sorry, different fathers. Thanks Sara
the most funny part of your jokes, that people don’t understand they are fool…….
you made my day sara…
thank you.
they have more than one Dad. …
LOL
a possible reality in the western world.
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The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one,
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When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I
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And when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Terry!’ and they
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And if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I
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It’s the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Terry.’
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The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles
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Your translation is nothing short of horrible. Didn’t you notice it’s a “her” and not a “he”? then again how did the social worker “think” and of what?
LOL
good ideas for every parent choose only one name for all their child very funny
well we can see that every problem has a solution
oooh gooooooood
looooooool
this is really gross…..different fathers….lmao
this i really gross……..lmao
to sara,
calling by their surnames means that they all have different fathers
i didnt get the part of their surnames, does she mean the familly name or their nickname
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/surname
lmaooo 🙂
very funny
very funny