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Polish Divorce – Hilarious Joke

A Polish(native Poland) man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover”

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27 Responses to Polish Divorce – Hilarious Joke

  1. mohamed December 7, 2014 at 10:44 AM #

    good joke you made me laugh at this morning

  2. yusuf I.A August 21, 2014 at 12:34 PM #

    Very funny joke. This is creativity

  3. Ansari Mohammed Zubair March 13, 2014 at 6:36 PM #

    Nice Joke; But why the articles are not in same page! why to go another portal for reading further; I can’t understand the logic. @ waste time and energy which are precious than any other thing.

  4. Abba January 10, 2014 at 1:49 PM #

    Karamin sani kukumi.

  5. dom john March 19, 2013 at 11:55 PM #

    Thank u Sara.really funny……….

  6. Aliyu Tijjani February 15, 2013 at 5:41 PM #

    Very funny. I like your sense of humour. Thanks a lot.

  7. bola oloyede November 4, 2012 at 12:15 PM #

    This is extremely hilarious and interesting.

  8. Shabbir Lucknowi October 30, 2012 at 12:07 PM #

    It was a nice & humourous joke……..GOOD ONE Sara.

  9. Muhammad Shahin Siraj October 28, 2012 at 6:22 AM #

    Very Nice!!!!!!!

  10. Pritpal Singh Jhutti October 24, 2012 at 9:29 AM #

    nice one sara…..

  11. Arabella October 15, 2012 at 4:09 AM #

    Lol lol lol!

  12. alawad o.alawad July 2, 2012 at 3:03 PM #

    thank you good joke for such nice 51 degree

  13. alawad o.alawad July 2, 2012 at 3:01 PM #

    thank you you gave my agood chance to change my mood in this freezing 51 degree thanks

  14. Rabah May 26, 2012 at 11:41 AM #

    you are so kind, it make too much happy to do my work

  15. sani Adamu May 15, 2012 at 11:50 AM #

    Funny polish man. Hahaha

  16. Adefemi April 16, 2012 at 4:26 PM #

    Very great joke, really funny even hilarious. Oven fresh and ingenious. You are simply too much. Please keep it up!

  17. Zeshan April 7, 2012 at 11:45 AM #

    Nic

  18. Yunus April 5, 2012 at 2:42 PM #

    Thanks for making my day again. May ALLAH reward you for spreading happiness and smiles.

  19. Mohammed Mir August 25, 2011 at 1:36 AM #

    polish killer, haha one of the best ones I’ve read

  20. Polishing Terrazzo April 1, 2011 at 10:46 AM #

    This site has lots of extremely useful information on it. Thank you for sharing it with me!

  21. Terrazzo Polishing March 29, 2011 at 5:33 AM #

    Look forward to reading your next site.

  22. Mohammad Al-Ayoubi March 28, 2011 at 10:33 AM #

    LMAO very funny !

  23. Very Funny March 20, 2011 at 9:56 AM #

    nice one

  24. Bnsh99 March 20, 2011 at 7:45 AM #

    Really risible

  25. Prsarabia March 19, 2011 at 5:24 PM #

    Excellent – Really funny

  26. Abier March 19, 2011 at 4:37 PM #

    hahahahahahahahaha

  27. MAN March 19, 2011 at 9:32 AM #

    hhhhhhhhh polish killer