A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at the expensive Marriot Hotel yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.I went to Marriot and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.The Hotel manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.