The smart Beggar – Nice Joke

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at the expensive Marriot Hotel yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.I went to Marriot and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.The Hotel manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.

I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.


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14 Responses to The smart Beggar – Nice Joke

  1. syed farooq July 17, 2015 at 12:56 PM #

    Now , who.is the real beggar here ?

  2. Jafferali.M.Jaffer September 6, 2014 at 4:32 AM #

    No wonder the whole world is in a mess today as this monkey business is all over the world.

  3. fathima a October 9, 2013 at 9:00 AM #

    I’m from india and it happens often here…
    I feel most of the police are currupted here and its not only with beggar case i found in almost all mistakes that people make here gets easy and nice escape by giving some money to police..hell with these people who encourage it….

  4. JH May 6, 2012 at 7:31 PM #

    Only in India, eh?

  5. Hussain R HJI April 17, 2012 at 10:34 PM #

    a indigent man went to a very well repeated resturant and order meal, before he finishes his food he took out of his pocket a cockroach and placed it in the plate than start shouting. the waiter came to his table and asked him what was the matter ?. He showed the cockroach to the waiter and said I am going to sue you for the food poisening that I may have
    the waiter was so worried and pleaded not to do so and intead that he can leave the resturant with out having to pay the $100 bill
    he agreed to that deal and as he was leaving his table, the other man who was setting next to him was observing the trick and asked him that if he can borrow the cockroach.. ha ha..

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  6. Mukhtar Garba April 13, 2012 at 5:43 PM #

    So bribery among the police in every part of our world is common. Thank God, the Nigeria Police Force should carry on not withstanding what every one will say.

  7. yusuf jajere April 5, 2012 at 6:28 PM #

    This happens only in India and other currupt countries of the world.Shame on them,shame on their leaders and those who leave in that countries and had the opportuinity to stop it and do nothing about it.

  8. Ashraf Tawfik Hayes March 31, 2012 at 1:53 PM #

    To whom it may concern
    I’m Egyptian.I live in Saudi Arabia for long time ago.I’ve been moving among its different provinces . Bribery is very very rare here in Saudi Arabia . So I refuse such bad hints to deface it . I hereby give a truthful witness . Nothing more.

  9. Lakhani August 14, 2011 at 6:00 PM #

    The policeman should be fired because of bribery.

    • Aloo2 August 5, 2012 at 12:28 AM #

      Yes agree
      However this policeman need 2 banknote 100 R given his boss to keep up his job,,,,It is an ice ball……

  10. Authentic_muslim May 18, 2011 at 12:15 AM #

     Must be an Indian beggar

  11. Alamengineer March 14, 2011 at 4:09 AM #

    Nice joke