A reporter asked Laloo Prasad Yadav “What is the main reason for a divorce?”
Laloo after thinking a lot replied “Marriage”
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What is the Full Form of OBAMA?
Ans: Object Born in Africa Managing America!
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Excellent Positive Statement by Ben Ali
“I am not totally useless,
I can still be used as an example of uselessness!”
That’s attitude.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and Dad were fighting.
Teacher: They were fighting, so why are you late?
Student: One shoe was with Dad & other was with Mom!!
Eyy lads i’ve got one, what the only thing the irish won’t rob?
Potatoes!
Obama joke was great!!
haha… excellent one