Performing an autopsy
Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary’s Hospital?
It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!
You Might Be A Lawyer If….
You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
You believe that a forty words’ sentence is a short one.
You can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it’s verbal or written.
Your other car is a BMW.
The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
When your wife says “I love you,” you cross-examine her.
You are charging someone for reading these jokes.