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Performing an autopsy
Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary’s Hospital?
It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!
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