- -Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
- -Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
- -What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
- -Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- -I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
- -If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
- -You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
Good one-liners: they are the stuff and spice of life!