A lawyer finally saved enough money to buy his dream car: a brand new Ferrari.
The next day he decided to put the new machine to test on the freeway. He steps in the gas and the car rapidly reaches 120mph. He notices a Highway Patrol cruiser behind him with lights flashing and the siren blaring. He thought: “He’ll never get me, not in this car.” and buried his right foot in the gas, 140, 160, 200… and the cruiser still behind him. So, he finally gave up and pulled over.
The HP officer approaches, asks for his documents, then: “I just had a horrible day and my shift is already over. So, if you give me an excuse I’ve never heard before , I’ll let you go.”
The lawyer thought for a moment and said: “See Officer, last week my wife left me for a High Patrol Officer and I was afraid it was him behind me trying to give her back.”
“You have a nice night, then.” Said the officer and left.