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Doctor & Patient – Jokes

Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness.

Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order.

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Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill.
Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet.

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Doctor to Patient: Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live.

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22 Responses to Doctor & Patient – Jokes

  1. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 5:16 PM #

    haa LMAOOOO
    this reminds me of @Abier:disqus jk 😀

    • Abier October 1, 2011 at 7:20 PM #

      lol get away yusef! i was just going to write a comment about you xD

      • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 7:55 PM #

        haahaaa LOL i wonder what that comment would’ve been about :p
        nd i wonder why u wana be my doctor jk 😀

        • Abier October 1, 2011 at 7:56 PM #

          LOL xD
          dont think too much Yusef, it’s not healthy for you lol 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 2, 2011 at 5:11 PM #

            it might be, but u know boys are always curious to know what u guys think lol 🙂
            so spit it out, what wer u going to say jk lol

          • Abier October 2, 2011 at 5:12 PM #

            hahahahaha you’ll never know what we’re thinking unless you really convinces us of telling you xD
            me?! i wasn’t going to say anything 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 7, 2011 at 3:31 AM #

            com’on say it Abier, u wanted to say something so just say it to my face girl!!!! haa jk made it seem like we’re arguing/fighting :)) lol

          • Abier October 7, 2011 at 6:57 AM #

            nooooo i wasn’t going to say anything because i’m an angel, and angels doesn’t lie so i’m telling you the truth! – i think 😛 and before, you were thinking about something, but you didn’t say it to my face! so i’m not saying anything to ur face now!! ha!
            hahahahaaaa FIGHTING?! so i actually have the right to hit you right now? xD – and you can’t hit me back because i’m a girl!! 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 8, 2011 at 7:16 PM #

            haaa loool ok angel, i’ll keep that in mind 🙂
            nd i did afterwords! so u gotta say it now or later<–(btw u guys have Now and Later candy in Denmark lol cuz we do in the US) :p
            lastly i said like fighting but we arent so u cant hit me lol
            or u know what, go ahead nd hit me :p
            LOL :DD

          • Abier October 8, 2011 at 7:39 PM #

            hahaha okey 😛
            but still…. i’m not gonna say anything! muhahahahahhaaaaa 😀 no we haven’t got Now and Later candy…. we have aaaaalllllll the good candy over here 😛
            i was going to hit you anyways 😛 and i’m actually hitting you right now!!! =D rofl

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 11, 2011 at 3:04 AM #

            haaaaaaaaaaa Abier!! 😀 well when ur ready u can say anything u want :p
            nd loool u eat Denmark candy?! ooh noo boycott everything, its ok if ur going to be hungry JKJK LOL :ppp
            nd if u hit me, ill hit back…ouch! that hurts haaa :)) lol

          • Abier October 11, 2011 at 8:54 AM #

            okey…. can i also say that i hate you? ^_^ LOOL i’m kidding 😛
            yes i do…. it tastes good 😀 but i mostly eat chocolate! “after eight”, “ferrero rocher” and so on, so mostly, i don’t eat danish chocolate =)

            oh, so you hit girls? that was the last thing i would think about you yusef! you’re really disappointing me! :/

            ooooouch! you just hit meeee?! :O i’m gonna tell my dad!! 😛

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 14, 2011 at 11:32 PM #

            u better be kidding haa lool 😀
            lmao never heard of those only snickers galaxy m&ms hershey Reeses haa lol
            i never hit a girl before!! nd thats wasnt me, it was my cousin maybe? LOL :))))

          • Abier October 15, 2011 at 9:07 AM #

            i AM kidding!! 😛
            really?! omg those are the BEST chocolates ever!!! 😀
            hahahaha tell your cousin that i hate him! ^_^ LOL

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 15, 2011 at 10:03 PM #

            lol ik ur kidding like always xD
            nd sorry i know ferrero, theyre kinda expensive but i dnt mention them if i ever talk about chocolate..
            LOL haaa he’ll hate me than jk nd my parents are coming in like 15min from airport Bye!! missed em nd gotta get ready haa lol

          • Abier October 15, 2011 at 10:30 PM #

            lol i don’t buy them mommy and daddy buys them for their princess =D
            tell him that you’ve got nothing to do with it lol 😛
            okey bye and elhamdulillah 3a salamethon ^_^ greet them from me LOL!
            YAAAAAAAAAY you just reminded me!!! my sister is coming soon!!! :D:D:D

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 7, 2011 at 3:31 AM #

            com’on say it Abier, u wanted to say something so just say it to my face girl!!!! haa jk made it seem like we’re arguing/fighting :)) lol

      • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 22, 2011 at 10:28 PM #

        Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni: lol i don’t buy them mommy and daddy buys them for their princess =D
        tell him that you’ve got nothing to do with it lol 😛
        okey bye and elhamdulillah 3a salamethon ^_^ greet them from me LOL!
        YAAAAAAAAAY you just reminded me!!! my sister is coming soon!!!  loool who wouldnt but em for lil princess like u haa :))haa lol dnt worry about him:/ nd allah yasalamek<–i think thats how u guys say it too haa nd lol insha allahhope she got there safe nd elhamdulillah 3a salamet-ha :)) haa greet her too! lol 😀

        • Abier October 23, 2011 at 12:16 AM #

          hehehehehe i knooow off course! everyone buys chocolate for me 😛
          yeah that’s how we say it =D alhamdulillah she did 😉
          lol! 
          me: “hey, yusef told be to greet u and he told me alhamdulillah 3a salametha”
          my sister: “eeeehmmmm….. Abier? who’s yusef?!”
          my dad: “waleh! who’s yuseef?!”
          me: “ehmmm…. did i say yusef?”
          the whole family: “yes u did!”
          me: “naaah, i don’t think so… mamaaaa where’s the ferrerro rocher?!”
          looool! xD

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 28, 2011 at 8:58 PM #

            haa lol :pp

            nd LMAOOOO u really pulled one on them haa xD

          • Abier October 28, 2011 at 11:21 PM #

            yeah! i actually did! hahaha lol 😀

  2. mustafa August 3, 2011 at 2:49 PM #

    who is that doctor ??

    he just cares about money

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