Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness.
Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order.
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Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill.
Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet.
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Doctor to Patient: Don’t worry about your heart. It willย function as long as you live.
haa LMAOOOO
this reminds me of @Abier:disqusย jk ๐
lol get away yusef! i was just going to write a comment about you xD
haahaaa LOL i wonder what that comment would’ve been about :p
nd i wonder why u wana be my doctor jk ๐
LOL xD
dont think too much Yusef, it’s not healthy for you lol ๐
it might be, but u know boys are always curious to know what u guys think lol ๐
so spit it out, what wer u going to say jk lol
hahahahaha you’ll never know what we’re thinking unless you really convinces us of telling you xD
me?! i wasn’t going to say anything ๐
com’on say it Abier, u wanted to say something so just say it to my face girl!!!! haa jk made it seem like we’re arguing/fighting :)) lol
nooooo i wasn’t going to say anything because i’m an angel, and angels doesn’t lie so i’m telling you the truth! – i think ๐ and before, you were thinking about something, but you didn’t say it to my face! so i’m not saying anything to ur face now!! ha!
hahahahaaaa FIGHTING?! so i actually have the right to hit you right now? xD – and you can’t hit me back because i’m a girl!! ๐
haaa loool ok angel, i’ll keep that in mind ๐
nd i did afterwords! so u gotta say it now or later<–(btw u guys have Now and Later candy in Denmark lol cuz we do in the US) :p
lastly i said like fighting but we arent so u cant hit me lol
or u know what, go ahead nd hit me :p
LOL :DD
hahaha okey ๐
but still…. i’m not gonna say anything! muhahahahahhaaaaa ๐ no we haven’t got Now and Later candy…. we have aaaaalllllll the good candy over here ๐
i was going to hit you anyways ๐ and i’m actually hitting you right now!!! =D rofl
haaaaaaaaaaa Abier!! ๐ well when ur ready u can say anything u want :p
nd loool u eat Denmark candy?! ooh noo boycott everything, its ok if ur going to be hungry JKJK LOL :ppp
nd if u hit me, ill hit back…ouch! that hurts haaa :)) lol
okey…. can i also say that i hate you? ^_^ LOOL i’m kidding ๐
yes i do…. it tastes good ๐ but i mostly eat chocolate! “after eight”, “ferrero rocher” and so on, so mostly, i don’t eat danish chocolate =)
oh, so you hit girls? that was the last thing i would think about you yusef! you’re reallyย disappointingย me! :/
ooooouch! you just hit meeee?! :O i’m gonna tell my dad!! ๐
u better be kidding haa lool ๐
lmao never heard of those only snickers galaxy m&ms hershey Reeses haa lol
i never hit a girl before!! nd thats wasnt me, it was my cousin maybe? LOL :))))
i AM kidding!! ๐
really?! omg those are the BEST chocolates ever!!! ๐
hahahaha tell your cousin that i hate him! ^_^ LOL
lol ik ur kidding like always xD
nd sorry i know ferrero, theyre kinda expensive but i dnt mention them if i ever talk about chocolate..
LOL haaa he’ll hate me than jk nd my parents are coming in like 15min from airport Bye!! missed em nd gotta get ready haa lol
lol i don’t buy them mommy and daddy buys them for their princess =D
tell him that you’ve got nothing to do with it lol ๐
okey bye and elhamdulillah 3a salamethon ^_^ greet them from me LOL!
YAAAAAAAAAY you just reminded me!!! my sister is coming soon!!!ย :D:D:D
com’on say it Abier, u wanted to say something so just say it to my face girl!!!! haa jk made it seem like we’re arguing/fighting :)) lol
Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni: lol i don’t buy them mommy and daddy buys them for their princess =D
tell him that you’ve got nothing to do with it lol ๐
okey bye and elhamdulillah 3a salamethon ^_^ greet them from me LOL!
YAAAAAAAAAY you just reminded me!!! my sister is coming soon!!!ย loool who wouldnt but em for lil princess like u haa :))haa lol dnt worry about him:/ nd allah yasalamek<–i think thats how u guys say it too haa nd lol insha allahhope she got there safe nd elhamdulillah 3a salamet-ha :)) haa greet her too! lol ๐
hehehehehe i knooow off course! everyone buys chocolate for me ๐
yeah that’s how we say it =D alhamdulillah she did ๐
lol!ย
me: “hey, yusef told be to greet u and he told me alhamdulillah 3a salametha”
my sister: “eeeehmmmm….. Abier? who’s yusef?!”
my dad: “waleh! who’s yuseef?!”
me: “ehmmm…. did i say yusef?”
the whole family: “yes u did!”
me: “naaah, i don’t think so… mamaaaa where’s the ferrerro rocher?!”
looool! xD
haa lol :pp
nd LMAOOOO u really pulled one on them haa xD
yeah! i actually did! hahaha lol ๐
who is that doctor ??
he just cares about money