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Consultation Fee – Cunning Lawyer

A cat came running round the corner heads straight to the meat shop and before the butcher could do anything takes a piece of meat in its mouth and runs away. The butcher run’s after the cat and catches it only to find out that the cat belongs to a lawyer. He goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a cat comes running and steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the cat’s owner?” The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”

“Then you owe me $29. Your cat was loose and stole meat from my shop today.”

The lawyer, without a word, hands in $29 to the butcher. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

One week later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $50 due for a consultation!!!

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23 Responses to Consultation Fee – Cunning Lawyer

  1. mohamaed November 13, 2014 at 11:39 AM #

    funny he doubled his expense

    • mohamaed November 13, 2014 at 11:39 AM #

      his income

  2. N. Ahmed November 8, 2014 at 11:18 AM #

    Both are right from their own angles.

  3. Farouk Kamal August 31, 2014 at 4:54 PM #

    The birds of a feather flock together.

  4. madhhoor August 25, 2013 at 11:32 AM #

    very nic1

  5. haassan April 29, 2013 at 12:23 PM #

    Really! great…

  6. Alhakeem Hassan April 3, 2013 at 12:25 AM #

    where is the justice?

  7. ather March 31, 2013 at 9:11 PM #

    Thats 100%profit., in bussiness you loose some but gain a lot

  8. AYMAN February 23, 2013 at 12:56 PM #

    THATS NICE JOKE INDEED
    SO THE MORAL WAS
    IF U WANT TO GET UR RIGHT FROM SOMEONE U SHOULD FIRST SEE HOW MUCH THIS RIGHT WILL COST U TO GET BACK

  9. Samih October 2, 2012 at 3:01 AM #

    I hate lawers…..
    I would like to beat them ….
    Ha…ha…!! ?
    I like this story

  10. toto August 21, 2012 at 7:59 PM #

    nice one… lol

  11. yousef August 17, 2012 at 12:54 PM #

    That is how the lawyer earns living

  12. shahina rehman July 23, 2012 at 6:21 PM #

    The Lawyer was more smarter than butcher. However Butcher will be oversmart by feigning non-receipt of bill and can also claim that the lawyer had not made a condition that he will charge consultation fee,

  13. kabela June 29, 2012 at 11:48 PM #

    very nice

  14. Bal May 20, 2012 at 11:07 PM #

    I would ban the cat from the butchers ha ha ha.

  15. Seas740 March 13, 2012 at 10:38 AM #

    Nice one

  16. Adel March 11, 2012 at 10:32 AM #

    I like it ^__^

  17. Dfdfgd March 5, 2012 at 1:15 PM #

    haha that’s funny

  18. Suha October 24, 2011 at 5:23 PM #

    HaHa..! Poor Thing..

  19. Anonymous October 21, 2011 at 4:55 PM #

    but if the cat comes again the butcher won’t have to pay for consultation again

  20. Abier October 21, 2011 at 12:39 PM #

    hahahahaha! i feel sorry for that butcher 😛
    btw. was the meat halal? xD

  21. Aboki September 23, 2011 at 10:48 PM #

    tit for tat…

  22. Lawyer December 14, 2010 at 3:49 PM #

    That was very witty.

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