Javid and Zaki were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Javid suddenly jumped into the swimming pool and stayed there in the bottom.
Zaki promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled Javid out. The Medical Director came to know of Zaki’s heroic act. He immediately ordered that Zaki be discharged from the mental hospital as he considered him to be okay.
The doctor told Zaki, “We have good news and bad news for you, Zaki! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient whom you saved, Mr. Javid, hung himself in the bathroom, and died”.
Zaki replied, “Doctor he didn’t hang himself, I hung him there to dry”.
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office.
“Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”
“Oh, he didn’t kill himself,” Mr. Haroldson replied. “I hung him up to dry.”
Nathan and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Nathan suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Nathan out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Mary’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Mary the news she said, “Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Nathan, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Mary replied “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”
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