4 Short and Lovely Jokes

A Foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking,

but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful

when her Lips are Closed.


Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still Faster ??

Tell  her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


Let us be generous like these ants.

Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an Elephant coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should kill him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will leave him because he is alone and we are four!!


When your Life is in Darkness,

Pray to God and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness –

Please pay the Electricity Bill.

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12 Responses to 4 Short and Lovely Jokes

  1. Jola Animashaun April 21, 2014 at 7:41 PM #

    Very lovely jokes.

  2. Lateef Kamaal August 13, 2013 at 9:06 PM #

    Nice jokes by far… however not all women are same though I am a man but I feel women of today’s world and age is not a mode of communication alone any longer.
    “More Power to Women”

  3. Roderick May 16, 2013 at 9:39 PM #

    So many nice jokes….
    My dog is mr peel.

  4. ADEGOKE WAHAB March 28, 2013 at 4:40 PM #

    educative and intresting

    • Ali - Admin March 30, 2013 at 10:09 AM #

      Glad you liked it Wahab.

  5. Sonah December 26, 2012 at 11:53 AM #

    The story of light and darkness is pertinent. What if the bill is not at issue? The Buddha has said, ‘BE YOUR OWN LIGHT’

  6. Sonah December 26, 2012 at 11:50 AM #

    Cute little jokes indeed. A sincere compliment to a woman is enough.As for the telephone,the ‘telephone arab’ has won world wide notoriety.The excuse thought by the 4th. ant is intelligent and plausible.

  7. um mustafa November 25, 2012 at 2:52 PM #

    nice jokes, thank you for cheering us.

  8. Arwa September 11, 2012 at 11:56 PM #

    Thank you
    you’ve made my evening

  9. sharif123 September 8, 2012 at 3:29 PM #

    sometimes we act like the ants in front of juniors.

  10. esi April 2, 2011 at 7:27 AM #


  11. Maddy August 18, 2010 at 3:22 PM #