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Mix Santa – Banta jokes

Mix Santa – Banta jokes

Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards !

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi
Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on
escalators.

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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line
said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.

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Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."

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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell
but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't
came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously…

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of
car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat. 

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3 Responses to Mix Santa – Banta jokes

  1. farooq July 21, 2014 at 4:55 PM #

    Really very cool I liked it a lot .when my family read it they laughed a lot..thanks ali

  2. ahmed July 6, 2010 at 9:17 AM #

    very funny. Really i like this site. keep it up.

  3. maj July 5, 2010 at 5:50 PM #

    nice

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