Teacher : “Now if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.
Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?” Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.
Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?” One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and
at the same time.”
COINCIDENCE?” One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and
at the same time.”
Teacher : ” George Washington no! t only chopped down his father’s
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”
Very funny